Monday, 7 January 2013

Bush-bin Laden Corporation in Houston

The Texas legislature today has allocated $125million to fund a downtown business development complex in Houston. Named for George Walker Bush,
a former govenor of Texas, it will also be named after the well known business associates, the bin Laden family, who used to frequent the Bush family ranch in
Crawford.
This will serve to help big business get bigger, something Texas lawmakers want but are not sure why. Another goal is to keep hemp illegal, as this uses no
pesticides and less water, and by growing cotton, not only will big business benefit, but Texas will be  dry state. Islam forbids alcohol so this will please bin Laden and other Bush business partners.
Others, of course, will consume enough to make up for those who do not.
Some have more. Some have less. Some have nothing. That is the new mantra,
and those who have nothing can even have less. That is the goal.
So Congratulations to the Bushes and the bin Ladens and let's keep Texas dry.

Friday, 6 January 2012

Murdoch's Message to Americans

Recently Rupert Murdoch has come under attack for his company's habit of hacking into phones of British and American citizens. Some complain that it was sick and in bad taste to bug the phone of a parent of a murdered and abused child, and in a related incident to actually delete messages from the phone of another murdered and abused child.
Then others are complaining that they heard clicking sounds on their phones after 9/11, and many of these included victim's kin; they later noted that their private messages were reported in Murdoch's newspapers in the UK.
Newscorp has a message to these people: STOP WHINING.
You might thank Murdoch for this, and go out and show your support by reading the Wall Street Journal and the New York Post.
Many people HATE AMERICA and read these papers where they can support such moves as the promotion of DDT - to be made in China of course, where Murdoch has married a woman who used to work at Newscorp who just happens to be young enough to be his great-grand-daughter. The younger the better folks.
And please stop asking questions about 9/11 as an inside job, or you might get shipped off to secret camps in Eastern Europe as former Congressman and GOP man Joe Scarborough demanded.
Show your support for Murdoch by voting for Rick Santorium, who used to work for him. Murdoch already runs your country anyway so you might as well get on your knees and stop investigating him. Must shut up and vote for whom he tells you to vote.
And remember, show your support for guys who like very young girls and who aid and abet sex molesters and murderers - proudly read the Wall Street Journal and the New York Post and watch Fox TV.

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

The Ski Mask Society moved into Italy and got Foxy Knoxy and her inner nazi free! We have prevailed! Freedom to American rich kids with pink sex toys! Death to those who oppose or question them!
And thank satan for the press that make this possible!
We hear she is now gonna take Casey Anthony for a roommate.
They can both make lots of money from interviews! Yeah!

Friday, 9 September 2011

Elections in New York

There are elections in New York and Mark of the Mask is supporting the GOP because they are cool!
They borrow money from people and instead of paying it back, use it to buy cool condos and hang out with
Ileana Ros-Lehtinen! And date Fred Smith's daughter! And give some of the money to Bill Manger, who is a
rich kid who likes other people's money! Very cool!
And then there is Philip Giordano! He is cool since he likes young girls! Way to go GOP!

Thursday, 25 August 2011

Mitt Romney plans to demolish the White House

Mitt Romney has already decided that when he is elected president, he will have to demolish the White House as it is too small for him and his many kids and grandkids.
Last week he decided to demolish his $12million, 3,009 sq ft mansion in La Jolla and build a palace instead, which will be 11,602 sq ft.
He found his old homestead in Belmont, Mass too small, so he sold it for $3.5 million and also got rid of a chalet in Utah for $5.3.
He is keeping his $10 million waterfront house in New Hampshire. Live rich or die...
And oh, President is too small a title, the GOP wants Americans to call him Your Royal Highness.


Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Ski supports Murdoch

Stop pestering the old man! And those nasty remarks about his wife who is young enough to be his great-granddaughter.
What Murdoch has done for the world is tell us what we need to know about 9/11 and 7/7, and just in case anyone thought they saw anything suspicious, he had their phones hacked into along with parents whose children were abused - just in case anyone saw anything that might start a conspiracy theory.
Why did the BBC say WTC 7 fell 20 minutes before it did, and go into detail about just how? Well, you should not think for yourselves and get suspicious, even if Murdoch had ties to Silverstein and Lowy - the former who made billions of the insurance he conveniently switched to non-US insurers who were less able to start conspiracy theories based on the real science and underwriter's reports. One underwrite was FIRED! Kevin Ryan. He now has no job.
What people need is more respect for Keith Rupert Murdoch. And his friends. Go out and buy the Times, the New York Post, the Wall Street Journal, and watch lots of Fox News.
And do not let some guy like William Rodriguez tell you about the explosion he saw before the planes hit. If it is not in the Murdoch press, get real mad at people who tell you these things. Only believe what Murdoch tells you.

Ski strikes in Sydney

The Ski Mask Society wishes to congratulate the guy who made into Madeleine Pulver's home in Sydney...he wore our trademark and put a collar on her neck telling her it was a bomb.